fat

Literally every American.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: *pulls reverse card up* no u
Person 1: That trick doesn't work

by Joao3 July 18, 2022

Fat Sort

Typically a women of Central European origin who is overweight and suffer from poor personal hygiene.

That fat sort still hasn’t give me my drink!

It stinks in this bar! Is it the fat sort?

by R.J.Bentham March 16, 2024

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

fat greenie

a fat greenie is when you have a thick lump of green/yellow phlem in the back of your throat and you spit out and it's all slimy and lumpy and thick.

"bro i just spat a fat greenie"
"jeeez that's rank"

by fredodavee1 June 29, 2021

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Fat

A woman who has consumed two or more dinners and still would like an In-N-Out cheeseburger and dessert

My family and I went to a sushi restaurant and my mother ate two whole sushi rolls and still wanted an In-N-Out cheeseburger and dessert so I called her fat

by Nor-mall March 28, 2021

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021