dick salad

when you’re sucking a niggas dick and you eat his pubic hairs

last night travis hit me with that dick salad

by dixslaps June 1, 2018

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The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008

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Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

by klayzee February 21, 2008

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shittle dicks

Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.

Yakov- Oh Shittle DICks the Fucking noob slut just shot me, ass hole.

by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

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dick bobbing

When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.

Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.

"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."

by captgirth November 26, 2016

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