October 13

Day, when the cutest catboys named ,,Tyler" are born.

G1 ,,Dude look at this guy named Tyler.. how is he so cute?"
G2 ,,Yeah.. he was born on October 13th.. I wish he'd let me f*ck him"

by tamauko February 3, 2022

October 27

The day all the tall ass niggas (me) were born.

Yo. You were born on October 27th? No wonder you’re so tall.

by FastestS14 February 9, 2022

October 21

On this day, only the hottest people are born.
If you are born on this day, you're known as hot;)

You:"Can I have ur phone number"
Cute Person:"Eww no ur ugly"
You:"I was born on October 21st;)"
Cute Person:"OH REALLY?? MY PHONE NUMBER IS 214..."

by McdonaldsFrenchFries211 February 11, 2022

10 October

Parkmcoi day!

10 October

by Shx.jk October 2, 2021

October 4th

National kiss your gf day

Friend one: yo you kiss ur gf today?
Friend two: no why?
Friend one: it’s national kiss ur gf day October 4th

by Scumfy October 2, 2021

October 31

The day Lilly and James Potter died. Remus lupin lost all his friends. Harry Potter lost his parents. Sirius Black got blamed for the betrayal of the potters.

Person 1: it’s October 31 you know what that means

Person 2: James and Lilly Potter are now dead

Person 1: wtf no , it’s Halloween

Person 2: that too

by Marauders_linny October 2, 2021

October 10

National ask your crush to be your gf!

if you gotta crush just say “hey, your cute. wanna be my gf?” October 10 national ask your crush to be your gf?

by coolisosns October 2, 2021