Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
by rst8 November 4, 2011
Get the New Philadelphia High School mug.A High School in Wilson County, Tennessee, that is home to the fighting pigeons. Green Hill High School’s building is a carbon copy of every single goddamn school in the district, of course the first building with this design is Mount Juliet High School. Green Hill students are culturally different from the MJ students in a few different ways. Green Hill Students enjoy primal activities like stealing toilets, stealing stall doors, lighting trash cans on fire, calling in school shooting threats, and many more. The principle of Green Hill is very comparable to Adolf Hitler and leaves classrooms bland and soulless just like him. Also the SRO is bald and may or may not have killed an inmate as a prison guard, while an SRO at MJ has hair, and no positive K/D ratio. Green Hill students often transfer to MJ to return to civilization, but their culture rubs off and has caused MJ to slowly succumb to the primitive monkey non intellectual ways of Green Hill. While most students in Mount Juliet are opposed to this behavior, some catch a disease known as “Green Hill Syndrome” which one has sudden urges to light trash cans on fire in the school restrooms and steal school amenities.
MJ student: Yo, did you see that new kid? He just came in from Green Hill High School.
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*
by Home Of Sexuals December 26, 2021
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by Black Hills hill billie December 6, 2021
Get the Black hills high school mug.High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.
The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.
Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!
Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.
Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.
The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.
Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!
Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.
Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.
by ifuckinglovemetal November 9, 2021
Get the High Tech High School mug.a school full methed up thots that think their shit don’t stink also you live in fucking vinton a shithole so stop acting like you are something when you aren’t also if they got any more inbred than what they are they’d be sandwiched together that’s why all the bitches there look like sloth off the goonies
by a fellow Roanoke resident November 25, 2019
Get the William Byrd High School mug.A school located in White House Tennessee that gets beat by 0-30 Gallatin teams and can only beat dog shit teams that don’t know how to play football. The entire school is full of nicotine addicts and narcissistic fucks who think they are good at sports because they give the ball to the same person every play and he gets 3 yards a carry. The announcer can’t read jerseys because of his diabetes and to top it all off their excuse for a “star” defensive player is a beta coaches kid
“Did you hear what happened to that one guy from White House High School”
“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”
“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”
by PreSeasonAllStateLinebacker September 4, 2021
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Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.
by Teh Master Cheif December 27, 2012
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