And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

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get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

by D5H November 1, 2007

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Getting Crazy Horsed:
Getting crazy horsed refers to a sexual move when a person sticks his/her penis into their partners nose and sprays theres seed into their partners nose. The semen then drips out of the partners nose and into there mouth. When this happens the giver must yell "YOU'VE BEEN ...CRAZY HORSED" in order for the move to be complete. All semen must be swallowed in order for the move to be completed.

Grant: "Hey I invented a new sexual move, its called getting crazy horsed"

Matt: "What is getting crazy horsed"

Grant: "Want to find out?"

by TedKennedy1856 July 9, 2010

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get it how you live

1: to get money however you can or to use methods most available to you

2. to acquire anything by any means necessary or available

1. Person 1: Most people get jobs to make money, but where I'm from the only way to make money is by selling drugs.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live.

2. Person 1: Bro, i haven't gotten anybooty in like two months. I'm a man on a mission this weekend.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live!

by HassanBlack March 29, 2010

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