dick salad

when you’re sucking a niggas dick and you eat his pubic hairs

last night travis hit me with that dick salad

by dixslaps June 1, 2018

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

stank dick

when your dick smells of fish and rotten eggs

wow noah and eidan have stank dick

by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

dick bobbing

When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.

Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.

"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."

by captgirth November 26, 2016

shittle dicks

Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.

Yakov- Oh Shittle DICks the Fucking noob slut just shot me, ass hole.

by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008