Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.

Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."

by Opa Opa September 30, 2025

Trump

A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.

I just took a wicked trump, and now I to need the toilet brush and bleach.

by Fross09 September 16, 2021

Trump-out

Synonym - cop out.

(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits

Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.

Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?

Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment

Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out

by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018

let's go trumping

to do something dumb just for fun but eventually people get serious so you in deepshit

Kanye: let's go trumping, the way trump did, after five years.

by dodoing November 11, 2016

Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.

Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?

by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018

Trumping

To unexpectedly grab a person by the genitals.

"I know he was arrested for groping but was it just ass grabbing or was he trumping people?"

by turk182.5 May 21, 2023