Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
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by aoktrouble May 11, 2024
Get the Trump-Dot mug.Whining about something that is unfair, really unfair, the most unfair of all unfairs, when it’s actually the truth.
Dude 1: “I just got fucked over. It’s unfair.”
Dude2: “You had an affair with a porn star, you lie at every opportunity, you’re a complete crook in business, you’re a megalomaniac and a sociopath. Quit your Trumping.”
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Dude 2: “”The new definition for whining, check out Websters.”
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Dude 1: “Whar’s Trumping?”
Dude 2: “”The new definition for whining, check out Websters.”
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MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
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by Thehazer May 24, 2024
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MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
by Thehazer May 25, 2024
Get the Trump Card mug.A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.
Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).
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