Big-dicked

When someone pulles out their cock and it's bigger than yours.

I thought I could drink more than him but he big-dicked me and won.

by Champion October 8, 2016

suckin' that dick!

A phrase used to interrupt someone, specifically when they are being a douche.

the phrase can also be used in completely random situations, like when watching a movie at the theatre.

Steve: "Hey, I'm gonna bail..."
me: "suckin that dick!"

by jangsta January 27, 2004

Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

Dick Roulette

Going on chat roulette with a group of friends and taking turns sitting in front of the computer everytime a penis shows up on screen.

I couldn't apply Dick Roulette rules yesterday cause I was by myself.

by themaster13131313 March 7, 2010

Missile Dick

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

by couragealex July 29, 2009

Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.

Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.

by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010

Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004