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rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.
They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.
by jhndrsn April 26, 2013
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snake rock

when the bottom of your penis sticks to your ballsack usually due to sweat
I'm so tired of separating my snake rock i think i might just tuck it in my elastic waistband
by del inferno June 9, 2011
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Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
by The Dank Man July 1, 2018
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Chris Rock

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Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
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Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!
by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023
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Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
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