PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025

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An entitled woman who acts snobby, and is loud, rude, and disrespectful.

I can tell by how cocky and arrogant she acts that she has to be a Cardi B wannabe.

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B-More brown

When you take a dump on a girls chest and season it with Old Bay.

Last night got crazy. I gave my girlfriend a B-More Brown and now I'm out of seasoning for my crabs

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Lucas B Pearce

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair
Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*

"CLASSIC Lucas B Pearce rizzing up all the older women in Lancaster"

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