dirty cado

A dirty cado is when a man withdraws his penis from his pants and has lint on or around the head of it. This is caused by the rubbing of his penis on his boxers or long johns. After exposing this, he then tries to get a blow job. After seeing his partners reaction, he then tries to pick the pieces off of his penis, while she picks them out of her mouth.

After feeling something funny in her mouth while giving a blow job, she realized she had gotten a dirty cado.

by mommabearwhiskey May 7, 2009

Dirty Issam

Smoking hashish through a water bong with one end inside of a womans vagina. Using the womans vagina juice in place of the water.

Me and my girl were so fucked up last night she let me do the dirty Issam on her.

by BONGEE June 18, 2021

Dirty Legger

A dirty skanky slut. The kind that will fuck you for your medical card.

That drunken bitch is a dirty legger!

by Glatczak, AKA ALBINO May 3, 2009

Dirty Elliott

When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.

“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”

by MickMavs January 13, 2022

dirty sick

(1)A slang term similar to cool referring to something that is amazing or (2)could also be used to refer to something really gross.

"That shit was dirty sick."

by Alex December 3, 2004

Dirty Kalista

The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.

gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.

by TheeMacG May 29, 2019

Dirty Garza

While doing a girl doggy style the man's free hands are stealing money out of her purse.

When I lost my wallet on vacation I had to give this chick a Dirty Garza just to pay for my drinks for the rest of the week.

by Gooey Duck December 7, 2006