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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
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Trumped

When you are doing your girl and have more in ya, so you pull out and fire a load at her ear. Then you stick it back in give a fist pump and keep rallying.
I was in good format last night and I Trumped my girl
by J-Dawg_2024 July 21, 2024
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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is orange as the sun
by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024
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Trump

What make you think they aren't doing the same thing you're doing and talking about ME by another name you fucking retard.
Hym "How stupid are you actually? God you're fucking dim. You sure it's Trump? Not that you care. You just want him to lose."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Donald Trump

See: 'God-Emperor'
God-Emperor, Donald Trump, is likely the final hope America has to not devolve into the Socialist States of America.
by GeschmackGeist July 26, 2024
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Donald Trump

A racist, sexist, criminal who has followers who are IN DENIAL about him being a shitty person

If you support him you seriously need mental help. You must hate America to support that since removing the rights of others would be against what America is about.
"I support Donald Trump!"
He's a racist, a sexist, and committed fraud...
"GRR NO HE DIDN'T I HATE WOMEN AND POC OH AND I HATE LGBTQ!"
You need grippy socks...
"YOU'LL GO TO HELL BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA GRRR AHHH!"
by Official_RatCult_Queen July 27, 2024
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