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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal September 3, 2015
mugGet the Back Door Handymug.

Ripping back out

To have very strenuous and punishing gay sex with another man, and then ripping his back hairs off as he ejaculates
by Wraith426 March 18, 2021
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Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
mugGet the Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-leymug.

jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
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Back Run

It's when the seamen run down the back, through the Marina trench and into the booty hole.
Bethany gave Emilia a back run while eating gardetto chips to keep her safe from the tornado.
by Raggy the Red March 19, 2025
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Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?
Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
mugGet the Take it backmug.

Pomona Back Stab

When two people have been best friends for a long time and one of them stabs the other in the back for unwarranted reasons other than to try and make themself look important.
Be careful on who you believe is your bestfriend. First chance they get they might give ya the Pomona Back Stab.
by "Jztkeepnit100" November 15, 2020
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