This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
by Punani Guy April 17, 2022
Get the Punani Guymug. by asigrocks September 25, 2020
Get the Guy Santillomug. Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guymug. by Someone247 June 9, 2019
Get the Baaaaaad Guymug. Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.
by jackxscript July 9, 2018
Get the guys showermug. During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.
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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018
Get the Call the guymug. a level of excitement where her only really deep thoughts are about the guy who HHL. she is always in a great mood usually nothing can get rid of this except for the guy that made her in this mood. most of the time when a girl is like this she is happy to the point people think she is high from drugs. she doesn’t think things through and acts crazy and laughs at everything
by Badb! February 13, 2019
Get the hot guy highmug.