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Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.
Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”
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cat on the wall

Someone, especially a woman, who has no morals, who is disloyal, and who acts like a parasite.
Arey you know Joga? She's cat on the wall, stay away from her!
by DeepikaNB July 24, 2020
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Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful
Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs
by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020
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catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Dude, I totally catted that!
by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020
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cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis
CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL
by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020
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Cat

the devil under the furry coat
um... there's a cat?
by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020
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Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
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