Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020
If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
by Wutwutdeff June 01, 2024
by Your a fat guy February 06, 2022
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
He slept with me and never called me again. He is a pig
He makes me feel special while making out with other girls. He is a pig .
This pig (guy) cheated on me.
I hate you pig ,how can you do that?
He makes me feel special while making out with other girls. He is a pig .
This pig (guy) cheated on me.
I hate you pig ,how can you do that?
by kazvamsemagi February 28, 2020
Despite what the name might have you believe initially, this almost always applies to middle aged cishet white dudes.
(note that they don't have to be all of these to fit under the non binary funny guy umbrella but most non binary funny guys have these traits)
A non binary funny guy is a real life person,usually some kind of celebrity, who could be described as skrunkly or even scrimblo.
Non-binary people generally like to make jokes surrounding them treating them as a k-pop stan would treat their idols. They do this despite the fact that these people are just awkward white content creators/actors/etc.
It can be described as semi ironic depending on the funny guy and the person who finds the guy funny. There's no real concrete definition to this but it's recognizable when you see it.
examples include: jerma985 , Bob Odenkirk, Paul Dano (unfortunately) , Mads Mikkelson, etc.
(note that they don't have to be all of these to fit under the non binary funny guy umbrella but most non binary funny guys have these traits)
A non binary funny guy is a real life person,usually some kind of celebrity, who could be described as skrunkly or even scrimblo.
Non-binary people generally like to make jokes surrounding them treating them as a k-pop stan would treat their idols. They do this despite the fact that these people are just awkward white content creators/actors/etc.
It can be described as semi ironic depending on the funny guy and the person who finds the guy funny. There's no real concrete definition to this but it's recognizable when you see it.
examples include: jerma985 , Bob Odenkirk, Paul Dano (unfortunately) , Mads Mikkelson, etc.
"Holy shit jerma985 is so skrunkly"
"he's a non binary funny guy fr"
"he ate a shoe on stream he's so strange I love him"
"he's a non binary funny guy fr"
"he ate a shoe on stream he's so strange I love him"
by cabinet ass September 25, 2022