Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping

I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024

Tootie Hole

Someone's butthole.

He couldn't put his dick in my Tootie Hole because my Tootie Hole is too tight!

by #1HAG July 13, 2024

community hole

A girl who’s made the rounds

“Yo, I got with lily last night”
“Congrats on finally making it into the community hole”

by Bruh54123 July 14, 2024

Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.

"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Three Glory Holes

3 Glory Holes is a 3-month-old girl made in Ceramics. She is possessed by 3 demons named Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Satan. She has 3 Glory
Holes.

*on ome.tv* Hey, do you wanna see something?
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!

by dixondallas119 July 30, 2024

Hash hole

A hash hole is a type of large marijuana cigarette with premium hash placed in the center of it. As the joint burns, a hole where the hash burned forms in the middle of the ash. Thus, a hash hole. Hash holes may be also be called donuts.

The first-ever hash hole was created back in March 2018 by L.A.-based cultivator Shant Damirdjian, also known as Fidel, founder of Fidel's Hash Holes.

Time to light up and smoke a hash hole.

by nobu420 July 31, 2024