When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation
by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
Get the Jess Effectmug. When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
Get the The Conal Effectmug. Where a girl u have been simping over rejects u for another and u then start feeling depressed and sorry for ur self. Then when she is single u try again and she leaves u on red leading to u again feeling depressed and sorry for ur self. U then try again going for another girl who u so desperately want u try hugging her after she denies u and starts walking away u stand there thinking I must just be a massive idiot. A thought then pops into ur head and u think the mullet wasn’t such a good idea after all.
by Rmarts September 11, 2020
Get the The Will Effectmug. (noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.
G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
Get the The monk effectmug. A sudden urge to flee the planet triggered by witnessing or experiencing something absurd, cringe-worthy, or disheartening.
Discovering that people were trading rare toenail clippings as cryptocurrency triggered a profound Farnsworth Effect in me.
by Hawkeye_62 April 27, 2025
Get the Farnsworth Effectmug. by Ggccll August 9, 2018
Get the Garrett Effectmug. Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Companymug.