When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 5, 2022
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Get the White Boys and Popcorn mug.A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.
"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014
Get the White-Collar Slave mug.Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.
Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
by Hdisowjfb August 3, 2019
Get the Typical White Boy mug.When you get really drunk at night & then wake up and start drinking and telling embellished stories that fill in the parts of the night you don't remember - thus whiting them out and writing in whatever's funny.
HungoverNikon: Dude, we drank a lot of developer last night, eh?
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
by bbq_ringworm September 26, 2012
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- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
by hannahbanana888 January 3, 2022
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