by STGBY October 9, 2009
Get the White Boys and Popcornmug. Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.
Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
by Hdisowjfb August 3, 2019
Get the Typical White Boymug. - emotionally unavailable
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
by hannahbanana888 January 3, 2022
Get the white boy princessmug. A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.
"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014
Get the White-Collar Slavemug. by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009
Get the white-boy wastedmug. by Drew February 20, 2005
Get the Snow White Fevermug. A woman who (financially supports/repeatedly forgives mistreatment by/otherwise suffers at the hands of) a man of another race.
"I thought Tiffani kicked Jose to the curb after he bitch-slapped her!"
"Yeah, but she took him back. Stupid white girl."
"Yeah, but she took him back. Stupid white girl."
by DtothaJ January 5, 2009
Get the stupid white girlmug.