October 9th

On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real

Child: excited for Christmas

Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*

by Japan_in_1945 November 23, 2021

October 1st

The day a real nigga was born. Specifically ah nigga named Dennis. You kno, the tall one from MoVal. Yea… dat nigga.

That mf dennis was born October 1st

by Ratchetassbitchh November 23, 2021

October 27th

if you're born this day you're a lucky person . You're intelligent , nice and a loyal friend .

Is he born in October 27th ? Yes why ? He is the smartest person in our class .

by zoro13 November 23, 2021

October 8th

The day of October 8th is a day you’re allowed to sleep-in or sleep all day!

Person 1: “where is friend?”
Person 2: “you haven’t heard?”
Person 1: “heard what?”
Person 2: “it’s October 8th”
Person 1: “ohhhh”

by Goobahn November 24, 2021

October 25

The day when all gods and goddess came into this world, if you know someone that is born on this day keep them they are keepers, ~good girlfriend and boyfriend ~ and very hard working, talented and cute at times, and very generous.

josh: Omg were you born't on October 25,

jlee: Yea
Josh: your a keeper mama

by 25 october November 25, 2021

october 4th

October 4th the baddest boy or girl was born on this day.

October 4th the baddest

just pulled up outside lets say surprise you

by tha_thickestbottom_ December 1, 2021

October 16th

National hug a girl named Bella day:)

“Hey it’s October 16th you gonna go hug Bella?” “Of course!”

by Anonymous_lol December 2, 2021