your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

Mom Talk

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.

by S Dubz September 24, 2019

Mom

Bossy sister of aunt that thinks she knows everything

Mom is bossy

by FaZe h1ghsky1 October 27, 2019

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS

IDK GO ASK UR MOM

by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022

prosper TX mom

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.

You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you

by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023