by joshkiklaku February 18, 2022
The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 07, 2022
Person: I got my Covid test back, I’m negative!
Other Person: Dude that’s so double bun!
This pizza is double bun!
I had amazing sex last night, total double bun.
Other Person: Dude that’s so double bun!
This pizza is double bun!
I had amazing sex last night, total double bun.
by Shjawa August 04, 2020
you're double chonked up on a tuesday
you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
by Double Windsory Bastard September 06, 2012
After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie
by gman2000 March 07, 2009
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021