back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Vicarious Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Vicarious Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Vicarious Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Back in '95

I had no internet

"Why weren't you on Zoom last night?"
"I was back in '95"

by Csan7 June 8, 2021

Back-paddling

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.

He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean

by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022

Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.

Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.

by FPSJakob January 21, 2011

back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian

Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

Back Country

A hairy butthole.

Ryan's back country is gnarly .

by crazycoolcake February 20, 2021