Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024

When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
by dghgt October 19, 2023

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