A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER March 21, 2018

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What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 06, 2022

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why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet February 19, 2010

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skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga

A stupid cunt (usually female) that constantly gets drunk off cheerleader beer.

I got so drunk off bacardi and smirnoff last night...I love being a skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga!

by Papa UlF November 05, 2006

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Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.

Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"

by Perverted Senin August 26, 2003

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