Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass

Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety

Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass

by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022

gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.

Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.

by burningking1472 April 7, 2011

feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes

(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.

“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes”

by softballslut2000 November 25, 2020

Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.

"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"

by Prill. April 27, 2019

Stop it I dont like it kid

The one kid who as soon as something inconveniences them they scream "stop it I dont like it "

Hay, Keegan can you move out the way

Keegan: STOP IT I DONT LIKE IT !!!!!Stop it I dont like it kid

by man wit da plan and a werd ta May 7, 2021

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known

Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap

by 5urvivor May 25, 2018

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023