Cat mode

When your cat isn't necessarily in the best place, and you're so distracted you can hardly think about anything else.

I asked Zack to hang out tonight, but he's still in cat mode.

by JellyfishINC January 6, 2017

bobtail cat

A domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. Rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. Really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.

"My bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius."

by Kimmiebee25 January 11, 2017

Cat

A cig smoker; a person who smokes cigarettes

"Hey dude look it's a cat"

by Coinlop1 January 24, 2017

Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017