Assorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.
These college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. That gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.
by Bob the computer guy October 8, 2015
Get the e-schmutzmug. Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.
The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?
by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020
Get the e-drunkmug. A club that scams money. They are fucking money whore that are completely inconsiterate. They are literally the worst club to exist, they should be abolished right now.
My school E-club aka Enfuckmental Club, is being a huge ass dick right now, they cut off all the muthafucking supply for cups in the Caf just so they can sell their own shitty clubs for 200k
by KlaraPravda May 29, 2018
Get the E-club aka Enfuckmental Clubmug. by GizmoGeek1224 February 16, 2021
Get the E momentmug. 
Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.
Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.
Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.
Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
Get the selective e-mailmug. by eiknaxui March 15, 2021
Get the emug.