Are you on one

Up for anything

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.

by Champion Man May 12, 2006

Why are you such an idiot?

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.

"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."

by GNUJunkie December 15, 2011

you pound butt

A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals:
1(You). Point at your target.
2(Pound). Place one hand level with the palm up, then hit it with your other fist.
3(Butt) . Make the "butt" symbol by making a "u" with each hand and placing them side by side.

Hey, you! You... pound... butt!

by Shazam May 22, 2004

You wont do that

Taunting your friends into doing something they shouldn't.

I'd down a bottle of sambuca to see some boobs right now... "you wont do that"... what? "you wont do that"!!!! Yes i will!!! www.youwontdothat.com is a great example of people doing stuff like this on video

by tunit25 March 14, 2010

Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

Bare you in mind

Verb
To imagine someone naked, or 'bare'.

Example 1
Bingley: "That Bennet chick's sizzling, yo."
Darcy: "I'll bare her in mind!" (gazes into middle distance with appreciative smile)

Example 2
Interviewer: "Well, thanks for coming in. We've got other applicants to see but we'll certainly bare you in mind."
Candidate (to self): "I'm toast... "

by Battersea Dog January 19, 2010

Love you soon

A non-homophobic way of saying farewell to a friend, housemate or new acquaintance.

Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'

Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"

Guy 2: "Where you going?"

Guy 1: "Shop"

Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013