heavy eye roll

Shut up Cyndi.

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

left eye dominant

Some might say its gay.

Dodge is left eye dominant and is also gay.

by MR. GF June 30, 2024

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

buckle eye joe

that omega chicken nugget all over YouTube shorts singing "gIdAGAdEgidagIDIoHhhH" or whatever. idk it's cringe and funny at the same time-

my friend: "omg have you seen the buckle eye joe meme"
me: "GiDagAdegIdAgIdi OHhHHhhHhhhhH"

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019