John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 11, 2019

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

John

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends

boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.

by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021

John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked

I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .

by #batsoup March 17, 2020

John Diego

someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.

Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers

Ginger John Stewart is a wank

by CFootMafia June 24, 2021