To do one of the following things while drinking:
1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down
1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down
"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."
"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."
"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."
"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."
"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."
by Jingles15 July 07, 2013
by Ollieverrr November 24, 2020
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 09, 2019
Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot
by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019
Another name for the lat-drop, an infamous wrestling move. If someone tries to take you down with The Joe Gardas you better start praying.
“Omg, that guy used The Joe Gardas on me!” “I am so scared of that guy, he always uses The Joe Gardas!”
by Abbydameanie January 03, 2020