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John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches
Bruh they r so mid stop being a john
by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021
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John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d
Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered
by Well Boi January 9, 2019
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john figueroa

The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!
by Cutie pie 11 September 27, 2018
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John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.
Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022
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John

The total dumb ass that eats your bagel
Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET
by John_will_eat_your_bagel May 17, 2020
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Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.
DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!
by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
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John

JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿
random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿
by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022
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