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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!

its the version of cloudy with a chance of meat balls they show in the hood!
Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011
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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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rock three

If you don’t know what full send means, send this to your friend and be like “rock three, mate”
full send
rock three
by gaossianelimination December 28, 2022
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Rock On

A song by British entertainer Shabnam. Released on 1 August 2023, the sixth anniversary of when she started to become more popular, this song criticises negative attitudes towards her and her popularity. It won a MTV Video Music Award for Song of the Summer. It is of the pop punk and indie pop genres. The music video is directed by her sister, Mackenzie. It is self-written.
I may be a wengie, but i can still rock on
by thecharacterwannie January 20, 2024
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Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.
"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.
by Menziesss February 28, 2017
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Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.
Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”
by qqquota December 14, 2024
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