Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

by #CamrenIsDeadParty June 27, 2016

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the old one two

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.

Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.

by Robert Saggot February 1, 2006

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to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

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One Two Scadoo

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy

Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!

by Onceskie! October 21, 2019

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tally one up

The act of engaging in sexual relations with the girlfriend of one of your friends. This can be applied even after they have broken up or if his friend really likes the girl.

"Hey Deuces, you gonna tally one up tonight?"

"Did you see who was all over Bizzle last night? Tally one up for Deuces!"

Person 1: "So what'd you guys do last night?"
Person 2: "I dont know...."
Person 1: "O sit! Tally one up!"

by Shannon Brown April 5, 2005

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