A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.
by facilityhobbit February 22, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Booty ticler June 20, 2022
Get the John no way homemug. 
The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025
Get the John Calcmug. 
Redneck bubba love dipping but love turkey hunting more. He's a smart ass sometimes and annoying too. But loveable sexy beast if you know one smash on spot
by Mudduck Floyd May 16, 2018
Get the john wyattmug. by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021
Get the john mcmillanmug.