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Are you on one

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.
by Champion Man May 12, 2006
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Why are you such an idiot?

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.
"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."
by GNUJunkie December 15, 2011
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you pound butt

A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals:
1(You). Point at your target.
2(Pound). Place one hand level with the palm up, then hit it with your other fist.
3(Butt) . Make the "butt" symbol by making a "u" with each hand and placing them side by side.
Hey, you! You... pound... butt!
by Shazam May 22, 2004
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You need a nap

The greatest cop-out in the parent/grownup world, this phrase is uttered when the adult is not able/willing to address/alleviate a totally legitimate problem or concern that a child is complaining to him about. Even worse is if the adult uses amused/cutesy/sarcastic expressions and/or actions to accompany said invalid statement, such as giving the kid a couple quick pats on the cheek for "dismissive emphasis and finality", giggling while speaking, saying, "You wanna know what I *honestly* think?" beforehand, opining that "somebunny" needs the nap (which of course makes the child all the more upset and humiliated, since this makes it appear to the child that the adult is not even really listening to him or taking what he has to say seriously), etc.
Statement: You need a nap.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
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Congratulations, you won!

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
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by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023
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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
by ejones63 January 2, 2013
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you frikin frik

you frikin frik; epik minecraft gamers use this when they are in a christian minecraft server but they also are very MAD and do not want to say potty words
YOU FRIKIN FRIK WHY YOU STEAL MY DIAMONDS IN MY CHEST!!?
by | |I || |_ May 29, 2018
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