Crash Daddies

The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"

Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."

The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!

by That Redhedd January 2, 2026

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Hoosier Daddy

A phrase that echoes across college football after Curt Cignetti and the Indiana Hoosiers decided losing was for other people. It’s what you yell after IU cooks your team, eats your rankings for breakfast, and leaves your mascot crying in the tunnel.

Origin:
Born in Bloomington, forged in blood, sweat, and barbecue sauce from the Buckeyes tears. "Google Me". Legend says the phrase first appeared after IU took down Alabama so hard that Nick Saban’s retirement speech wrote itself.

Translation:

A verbal touchdown dance meaning “IU owns college football, deal with it.”

See also:
Cignetti’s Law, Bloomington Beatdown, National Champions. Google Me.

- When IU drops another 50‑burger: “Hoosier Daddy now?”
- When Cignetti turns a football game into a history lesson: “Hoosier Daddy, son?”
- When you realize the Ducks got smoked and the Buckeyes got cooked: “Hoosier Daddy... EVERYONE IS.”

by Legend of Granson January 9, 2026

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