Monkey your drum

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.

I'm going to monkey your drum

by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss September 11, 2011

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

i like monkeys

monkey cool because they look like cardi b

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by 2mvt May 3, 2021

Monkey Wrench

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009