friend zone

Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.

Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.

by Salvivor August 27, 2009

Zoner

A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.

That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......

by 311gus August 2, 2019

unicorn zone

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.

John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."

by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015

Goldilocks Zone

The fine line between being tipsy and drunk.

I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.

by Jewsef March 8, 2017

zoneoff

offroad - but used by snowboarders as a term, when snowboarding away from the actual slope.

let's ride zoneoff

by rhynoman March 18, 2009

zone online casino

Online casino provided by MSN. Card games are predictable at best, downright rigged at worst. Don't expect to win anything unless you are a paying member. Expect to get shafted at all times.

Dude, my pocket aces lost to a 7 2 off suit.
Sounds like zone online casino, told you not to play there man

by pythonruix July 6, 2017

zone 45

A place in Malaysia that consist of Selangor and The Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur state which is both most densely populated state in Malaysia. Both of this state sometimes shared the same district and were known for a place to do business. They were named 'zone 45' because of their postcode which is 4xxxx(Selangor) and 5xxxx(Kuala Lumpur).

A: Is Perak near the zone 45?
B: Yes, just at the north of them

by kranen February 5, 2019