Zacking

A combination of Zack and King into one word.

Created by the infamous J-Money

Go Zacking

by J-Moneyyyyyy March 4, 2011

Zack

Like's giant cock in his ass hole. He licks hairy men's grundles and always stabs people in the back. He has no real friends, and no one can wait until he is out of their lives. He comes along and then people can't wait for him to leave.

That guy is such a Zack

by Ilikestraightsex October 4, 2011

ZackWalchuck

A legend of fucked up kids. Was one of the most fucked up kids to ever walk the halls of levittown schools.He was always screaming random shit and running through the hallways. Everyone would pick on him because he was the easiest target of a joke, he made you feel like you were meant to do something in life because when you looked at him you saw a fucked up human being that will never do anything with his life. He had a fucking light bulb hanging from his nose! Who the fuck has a light bulb hang from there nose? He never had friends, the only friend he ever had was fucking Matt “my suppra goes 150 mph down ocean parkway” Bernstien!! Everyday in lunch they would get into fights and it would entertain everyone. They fought about who was fatter, who the fuck cares who’s fatter? Your both pathetic fat assholes! He wasn’t the most athletic kid but sure was always making practice interesting, he attempts to jump and swing from a pole but falls and busts his ass and not one person helps him up they just run on top of him. He complains and screams out in the middle of wrestling practice “who stole my Nestle”? You want to know who stole your nestle? Mr. Gorman stole your nestle and he loved it! In lacrosse practice he would sit on a cone and have it fuck him in the ass for fun and not have it bother him at all, until coach Larkin would have to ask him to not get aroused more than he is. Then out of nowhere he disappears from Levittown! Not one person since then has come to cross paths with the infamous Zach Walchuck. “WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ZACHWALCHUCK”!!!!!!

ZackWalchuck get that cone outta ur ass and get in the game

by Jeff Wienbeck December 14, 2008

Zack

A Huge Retard that thinks he is really cool but is really just a huge idiot

Zack is a Retard

by Hamsun January 24, 2020

Zacked

A term that can apply to any fucked up or wierd situation. Can also be used to describe a spastic or insane person that should be on strong medication, or a plain stupid person.

Guy "Fuck! my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me for another girl, my wife just left me, and now I have a burning case of the herpies"

Friend "What? That shit is Zacked bro!"

Girl "Did you see that guy over there talking to a tree and then trying to hump it?"

Friend "yeah that guy is definatly Zacked!"

by T-Boss November 3, 2008

Zack

The biggest scammer you will ever meet. His weed is average. He got noodle arms and gorilla fingers. He dick is...meh.

Oh you got scammed? Was his name Zack?

by DominicTheDonkeyHeHaHeHa June 8, 2019

Zack

Zack is an ordinary guy who cannot get a grip on reality, he lives in a world where liberals are bad and vegans are the enemy, he is very racist and very discoloured, he looks like a walking box of melted pastels and preforms like a sloth on go slow, his skill in bed is something beyond non existant and his lack of self respect is uncanning and a turn off, he has no clue wether he is actually better off dead than living in this hell he calls home, he has many friends who make fun of him and can't take a joke in return which makes Zack easily aggressive and uncontrollably sweaty in fortnite, he is known as the tall self depreciating cunt that scares girls away with his ogre stench from never washing himself, he has contracted many diseases and is a walking virus

Zack is a cunt
Zack should not talk to anybody

Zack is actually crying with laughter

Grace read this

by notZackintheshacK July 10, 2019