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Wholesome Freak

A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.
I'm a wholesome freak. Innocent little girl by day, slut hoe for my man at night.
by Naeeb August 13, 2017
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Wholesome cuckolding

Getting sexually aroused by another man doing something wholesome and proper for your wife, while you watch.

Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.
"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."
by assshorts June 4, 2018
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wholehoe

You know BRay? Yea girl, he's a wholehoe!
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Whodundiddat

Slang word for the question. Who has done something?
You know someone already took out the trash. Do you know whodundiddat ?
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Wholesome thot

A woman with morals & values that has thot like tendencies. Usually found at bible study, college graduations, or feminist rallies.
I went to the Slut walk to find a wholesome thot and left with my wife
by Big Lief August 10, 2018
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wholesad

Wholesomeness that is also sad, such as school teachers gifting a coworker with cancer their sick days or a friend's rent being crowdfunded.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Pharma CEO is going to jail for defrauding his investors!
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?

Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.
by Kation August 18, 2018
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Whodi

1.A greeting used in place of a person's name.
2. A title for anybody.
What's up whodi?
Don't mess with me whodi unless you want my whoes to pull up on you.
by Still Dirty September 24, 2018
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