A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.
by Naeeb August 13, 2017
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Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.
Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.
"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."
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Get the Whodundiddat mug.A woman with morals & values that has thot like tendencies. Usually found at bible study, college graduations, or feminist rallies.
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Pharma CEO is going to jail for defrauding his investors!
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?
Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?
Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.
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