Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.

I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.

by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018

Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

by youreds May 23, 2023

Wednesday

The day of the frogs

Reddit loves frogs
ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES HERE ARE THE FROGS

by Blazin inferno5 August 18, 2021

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday a perfect day for wedgies

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl

The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.

You, “hey did you see that perso-“

Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024