Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Fair Weather Fan

Will Parsons

Will Parsons is a Fair Weather Fan. He likes the Yankees, Cubs (probably only after 2016), Giants, and Blackhawks.

by princeofpersia22 October 30, 2018

Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.

Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.

by BernatJp2022 February 23, 2025

weather rider

Some person that considers themselves a biker but only rides when it's not raining , below 70 degrees , and most likely has a me too bike.

Jim: hey did you hear that Johnny got a motorcycle.
Brock: yeah but he's a weather rider

by Little_johnny June 25, 2022

Weather Boy

Weather Boy (Derogative)
Insult one Weather Reporter
(Most used when raining)

Weather boy: Whats the best type of firework here?
Cool boy: Wouldn't You Like to Know, Weather Boy?
Weather boy: Where are you parents?

by Buritowo February 27, 2023