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Washington University in St. Louis

Also known as WUSTL or WashU by its affectionate students. Basically, a scary top-ranked institution that's described by two adjectives: intense and balanced. Students here are the cream of the crop, the smart and the smartasses, the nerd kings, the future crazy scientists...except they won't show it. The school is set in the laid-back Midwest, so while the students are intense and brilliant, the environment is generally pretty supportive and not cutthroat. It's also a premed haven. Watch out in your science classes...

Washington University in St. Louis is also ranked fourth of all universities in terms of National Merit Scholars. Competition to get in is pretty difficult, though a lot of naysayers of the school think the school rigs its acceptance rate...the naysayers usually turn out to be WUSTL rejects. Just talk to anyone from Washington University in St. Louis like the recent Jeopardy College Championships winner and you'll be blown away both by their brains and their cool.
My nerdy neighbor: Oh man! I got accepted into Washington University in St. Louis!

Me: Did you celebrate by setting off fireworks?

My nerdy neighbor: No? Huh?

Me: There was an explosion coming from your house an hour ago bro...

MNN: Dude, that was the miniature nuclear reaction that I set up in my room...
by aimingforthegold February 18, 2010
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Washington University in St. Louis

It's in St. Louis DANGIT!!!

Anyway, it is a rather prestigious university, yet no one really knows about it, especially on the West Coast. A vast majority of the students are from the East Coast and IL, ID, et cetera. It is a very fine university that is probably on the level right under Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and the like. Basically, it is most likely the "best" university in the Midwest.
Bob went to Washington University in St. Louis, which is among the most esteemed universities in the country. (Note: Author did not attend "Wash U")
by Doobie Smokes You April 23, 2005
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Washington University in St. Louis

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.
Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.
by samloveswustl September 19, 2005
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Washington University in St. Louis

A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.
-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.
by yeahh wash u May 4, 2005
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Washington Park High School

Piece of shit school, where niggas stand in the middle of the hall and dont do shit. Hall monitors pretend to do their jobs, but really they contribute to the massive drug problem plaguing the school. Whores are plentiful and if you need some weed, just ask any of the randoms in the hall. There is shooting probably every other day and the graduation rate is 4%. If your looking for a baby, just ask some of the gangster hoes for one of theirs. Athletics are amazing, but whole teams end up in jail by the end of the season.
Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "Hey! Where do you go to school?"

Park Student: " Washington Park High School BITCH"

Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "oh shit.....( dials 911) "

Park Student: *bang* *bang*
by Shmani Cooter May 29, 2008
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George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking
"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."
by snolaura October 12, 2009
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Washington-Lee High School

W-L is loacted in Arlington, Virginia and is home to the Generals! We fucking hate Yorktowners (Porktowners- white meat)because they are a bunch of preppy white fags and sluts. Our other rival is Wakefield which we call Fakefield! They are in south arlington and swear they are all hard ass gangstas!!! Then you have WL the neutral school zone where we are diverse and everyone gets along. We also have the worst football team ever but its cool because we have the best fans!!! We are also the home to all the Military kids from Ft. Myer! So dont mess with us!!!!!
by Wisco March 17, 2005
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