walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021

Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Walmarting

Anyone who put decorations up before the season it is intended for.

Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.

by Agrevane January 29, 2016

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019