Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 02, 2024

Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021

Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!

Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!

by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019

Ass Wednesday

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.

The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.

by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

wet pussy wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday but instead pics of wet pussy is sent on Wednesday via text or other means

My girlfriend sent my titty pics on titty Tuesday an on wet pussy Wednesday sent me wet pussy pics .

by JoeDirt1986 March 01, 2023

Wife Beater Wednesday

Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday

My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday

by bigCuhboose June 15, 2022

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021