vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka - Used when someone is being rude and very obnoxious and loud.
Monkey - Used to tell someone they are acting like a animal.
Or used against African Americans

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka “ Person 1: He is such a monka. I was trying to be nice to him and he wouldn’t stop bragging and yelling.”
Monkey “Person 2: You need to stop climbing on that. You ate acting like a monkey.”

by kaygotthawock June 2, 2023

Braydon vs Josh

When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.

Guy 1: yo there's a fight Guy 2: Must be Braydon vs Josh

by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

PewDiePie vs MrBeast

The expected subscriber war between PewDiePie and MrBeast, can be reversed into "MrBeast vs PewDiePie". The war is about the most subscribed creator on YouTube.

Subscribe to PewDiePie.

A: Dude! MrBeast is gonna hit 100M in like a day! Don't miss it like last time!
B: Alright, Ima also record the moment.
A: I wonder if PewDiePie vs MrBeast is gonna happen?
B: Probably not, I'm disappointed that PewDiePie won't be the number one most subscribed creator anymore...
A: It's fine, MrBeast isn't an individual anymore.

by PewDieSeries July 28, 2022

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.

Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!

by QuacksO November 6, 2022